Hey girl! We got your back!
Is it that rascal Jack?
Shed not a tiny tear.
Come! Lend us your ear!
What are girlfriends for, love?
‘Tis a blessing from above!
We’ll make you feel better.
Oh to whip him like a creamy batter!
How about tossing a dead rat
In his pigeonhole of a flat?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,
We say, be wary of our girl wronged,
She isn’t a distressed dame.
How ’bout cutting her some slack,
For we have got her back.
P.C – Becca Tapert from ‘Unsplash’